IMDb Polls

Poll: Who are you? (TV version)

Which of these TV characters gives the most memorable response to that question?

You may discuss the poll here.

See also: Who are you? (Movie version)

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    Walter White

    "I am the danger."
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    Daenerys Targaryen

    "I am the blood of the dragon."
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    Sherlock Holmes

    "I am not a psychopath. I am a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
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    Selina Meyer

    "I'm the Vice President of the United States."
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    Tony Soprano

    "I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to s__t."
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    Michael Scofield

    "I'm not the man you think I am."
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    Barry Allen

    "My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive."
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    Saul Goodman

    "I'm number one on your speed dial right next to your weed dealer."
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    Oliver Queen

    "My name is Oliver Queen, after five years in hell, I have come home with only one goal - to save my city."
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    Joey Tribbiani

    "I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films."
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    Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland

    "I'm just a humble motherf____r with a big-ass dick."
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    Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri

    "Just a casual observer."
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    Buster Bluth

    "I'm half machine. I'm a monster."
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    Professor Annalise Keating

    "I am who I am. If you don’t like it, I don’t care."
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    Jet Black

    "I'm Jet Black, 36 years old. I'm often told I don't look 36, but you shouldn't judge people based on appearances... or on how much hair they have."
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    Liz Lemon

    "I'm a star! I'm on top! Somebody bring me some ham!"
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    Gob Bluth

    "I'm white!"
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    Dr. Ross Geller

    "I'm a paleontologist."
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    Dexter Morgan

    "I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely, with my own set of rules. I'm Dexter."
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    Ralph Kramden

    "I am the chef of the future!"
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    Pablo Escobar

    Played by Wagner Moura in Narcos (2015).

    "I am not a rich person. I am poor person with money."

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    Jesse Pinkman

    "I'm a blowfish."
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    Athelstan

    "I am a monk. I have taken vows of celibacy. I cannot touch a woman. I never have."
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    Bill Compton

    "I am not human, Sookie. I am vampire."
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    Tyrion Lannister

    "I am the Imp, I have certain standards to maintain."
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    Francis Underwood

    "I'm the President of the United States, and I can separate the big from the small."
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    "I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams."
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    Homer Simpson

    "I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?"
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    Dr. McCoy

    "I'm a doctor, not an engineer!"
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    Leslie Knope

    "Hello, Pawnee. I’m Rinatta Ricotta. Freddy Spaghetti couldn’t make it today. He bumped his noodle. There was sauce everywhere. It was just streaming out of his face. It was really scary."
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    Will McAvoy

    "I’m a perfectly nice guy, and I have the focus group data to prove it."
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    Dr. Hannibal Lecter

    Played by Mads Mikkelsen in Hannibal (2013).

    "I am the patron saint of your demise."

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    Olivia Pope

    "Who I am or am not screwing, what I am or am not doing, is no longer any of your damn business."
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    Jack Bauer

    "I’m the last thing you’ll ever see if anything happens to my wife or my daughter!"
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    Sayid Jarrah

    "I am a killer."