Six young ninjas Lloyd, Jay, Kai, Cole, Zane and Nya are tasked with defending their island home, called Ninjago. By night, they're gifted warriors, using their skills and awesome fleet of vehicles to fight villains and monsters. By day, they're ordinary teens struggling against their greatest enemy: high school. Written by
Where do I even start with this? I'm gobsmacked that the average rating for this is 6.5, although I expect that to fall as more people see it.
Pretty much devoid of plot and completely devoid of wit, humour, or good writing. This is everything the Lego Movie wasn't. I wanted to leave after 20 minutes, it was that bad.
My 10 year old son enjoyed it and some may say I'm not the target demographic, but here's the thing about a GOOD kid's movie: it appeals to everyone.
This 100 minute Lego advertisement is terrible in every way, with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I'd rather visit a proctocologist than watch this again. Pure cinematic cancer. And Aids. And syphilis. I was praying to God for the movie to end and I'm an Atheist.
Recommended to absolutely no one. I'd rate it zero if I could.
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